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Your privacy is important to us (not really). To better protect your privacy we provide this notice explaining our online information practices and the choices you can make about the way your information is collected and used. To make this notice easy to find, we make it available in our footer and at every point where personally identifiable information may be requested. I have never read it.

Log files are maintained and analysed of all requests for files on this website's web servers. Log files do not capture personal information but do capture the user's IP address, which is automatically recognised by our web servers. That's right, YOUR COMPUTER IS BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS!

Our Commitment to Children's Privacy
Protecting the privacy of the very young is especially important. For that reason, we never collect or maintain information at our website from those we actually know are under 13, and no part of our website is structured to attract anyone under 13, except the "Junior Cuddle Lounge" which has middle-aged male monitors.

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This website does not store any information that would, on its own, allow us to identify individual users of this service without their permission. I have no idea what that means, as I have personally backtraced all of my enemies. Continuing on, any cookies that may be used by this website are used either solely on a per session basis or to maintain user preferences. Cookies are not shared with any third parties other than government organizations and social justice non-profits.

Reality Check
You don't really have any privacy online anyway. Or offline in the event that two teenagers hold your city hostage with homemade bombs and snack items.
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