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Welcome, Guest!
You have reached the forums of My Posting Career, and here your journey into sanity ends. You are about to enter what famous people call "the portal to the Dark Web", "the serial killers MySpace", and "banned from Twitter for making fun of trannies".

MPC is a private forum, a safe space if you will, and access is restricted. To apply, click "Create Account" at the top of the page. Your application will then be reviewed. If it is accepted you will receive a registration email, and can return here to complete the final part of your sign up, which includes a registration fee.

Yes, that's right! MPC now requires a one-time fee to access the forums. This helps us eliminate the best, most qualified discussants and maintain our status as a "troll-filled" forum for Internet addicts only. It also helps out with the upkeep and makes up for the fact that Google cancelled our Adsense account because we "use swear words".

Do you have what it takes to join MPC? a) Internet autism, b) a non-disposable, non-Russian email account, c) $20

For security reasons, applications through Tor, proxies, and public VPNs will not be accepted. Applications from temporary email accounts will also not be accepted.

Privacy Policy

Your privacy is important to us (not really). To better protect your privacy we provide this notice explaining our online information practices and the choices you can make about the way your information is collected and used. To make this notice easy to find, we make it available in our footer and at every point where personally identifiable information may be requested. I have never read it.

Log files are maintained and analysed of all requests for files on this website's web servers. Log files do not capture personal information but do capture the user's IP address, which is automatically recognised by our web servers. That's right, YOUR COMPUTER IS BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS!

Our Commitment to Children's Privacy
Protecting the privacy of the very young is especially important. For that reason, we never collect or maintain information at our website from those we actually know are under 13, and no part of our website is structured to attract anyone under 13, except the "Junior Cuddle Lounge" which has middle-aged male monitors.

Cookies
This website does not store any information that would, on its own, allow us to identify individual users of this service without their permission. I have no idea what that means, as I have personally backtraced all of my enemies. Continuing on, any cookies that may be used by this website are used either solely on a per session basis or to maintain user preferences. Cookies are not shared with any third parties other than government organizations and social justice non-profits.

Reality Check
You don't really have any privacy online anyway. Or offline in the event that two teenagers hold your city hostage with homemade bombs and snack items.
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